The Alex Show - Episode 73

ALEX: If he can't handle your farts, he can't have your heart.
______: On the toilet now waiting for my Prince Charming. ALEX: Prince Plumbing. ______: Who hails from the kingdom known as El Segundo. ALEX: A dark and cavernous realm. ______: Sounds like Mordor. ALEX: Mierdor.

FLASH FLASH FLASH SPIN SPIN SPIN

It can't be shitty all the time *ba doom ching*

Because it's Valentine's Day and stuff. Crazy the difference a year makes :/

She Gleamed Haiku

She gleamed like sunset, Spark'ling in radiant flames, Scolding my ashes.

- afm

A Quick Sip Haiku

Like brackish water We are sipped in and spat out; Backwash to them all.

- afm