ALEX: If he can't handle your farts, he can't have your heart.
______: On the toilet now waiting for my Prince Charming.
ALEX: Prince Plumbing.
______: Who hails from the kingdom known as El Segundo.
ALEX: A dark and cavernous realm.
______: Sounds like Mordor.
FLASH FLASH FLASH SPIN SPIN SPIN
It can't be shitty all the time *ba doom ching*