Friday, December 13, 2013

phrases that don't make any fucking sense

out of your mind: it's far more sane out there
remarkable: you can remark on anything. the connotation doesn't have to be positive
the early bird gets the worm: there is more than one worm per day
one-night stand: the majority of one said night is not spent standing
as easy as pie: 3.14159265359...
break the ice: now you can fall through and freeze to death, genius
gut feeling: you're hungry
head over heels: isn't that where most heads are located?
high and dry: better than being down and wet
money doesn't grow on trees: other things do... and you can sell them
short end of the stick: you're fighting over a stick. why?
there's no "I" in "TEAM": but there is a "ME" and there is not a "WE"
top drawer: I don't know about you, but that's where I keep my socks and underwear
what goes up must come down: not if it escapes earth's gravitational pull, idiot!
wouldn't harm a fly: flyswatter
you can't teach an old dog new tricks: play dead… and stay that way. ta fucking da




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