Saturday, January 10, 2009


someone really needs to invent an inverted microwave. instead of heating your food, it would make your shit really effin cold in a matter of seconds. i had this bag of peanut M&M's sitting in the refrigerator - i don't freeze them, cuz eating a frozen peanut is bad news bears - but by the time i got home this morning, they were gone. i remembered i had an unopened bag of Reese's peanut butter cups in my room, and decided it would suffice. unfortunately, it is room temperature, which is no fun. i put the bag in the freezer, but it's still gonna take at least 15 minutes or so till it's semi-frozen. i wish all chocolaty foods were naturally cool... like me.

- Alex McCurdy


Anonymous said...

good idea! ..except for the chocolate part. but it would work for popsicles, ice cubes, and such.

while i bow to your ultimate coolness you might want to re-think the all chocolaty foods being cool .. hot fudge would fail miserably if it were cool.


Anonymous said...

BAD NEWS BEARS i miss hearing that.