ALEX: Pancakes are pointless in a world full of waffles.
_____: HOW DARE YOU DEFILE THE NAME OF PANCA-
Please tell me you aren't serious.
ALEX: Hey, all I'm saying is that one actually holds the syrup in place while the other lets it spill out.
_____: Life is messy.
ALEX: Sure, when you allow it, but if you have the means to avert it, then you should utilize them. In this case, we have waffle irons. It is far easier to make a waffle than a pancake.
_____: I don't like the idea of waffle irons.
ALEX: Why the heck not?
_____: I can make a pancake into any shape I desire. That's a privilege I do not wish to lose. I will not sacrifice my freedom for convenience.
ALEX: Sometimes you have to. Life is messy.
- afm
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