ME: Fuck summer classes. They're like giving a blind man glasses. Bitch should learn braille. It'd be like giving free passes to a convict in jail or selling molasses to a fatass whale.
ME: Like reciting a tall tale, [girl] retells every detail of the words I exhale, but to no avail like a dog chasing its tail. Epic fail.
GIRL: This Alex dude is a hoot, he just makes me wanna say toot toot.
ME: I'm more than a hoot, I'm acutely astute. I walk down the street - depending on my route - and receive 21 gun salutes. Plus, I'm pretty damn cute. *wink*
BOY: Fag bag...zzz
-afm
4 comments:
gun salutes ftw
nope.
this is what makes you funny. :D
lol at last line (before p.s.)
lol at me
there's no p.s.
yeah, i was about to say... whaaa?
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