BOY: Should I take summer classes?
ME: Fuck summer classes. They're like giving a blind man glasses. Bitch should learn braille. It'd be like giving free passes to a convict in jail or selling molasses to a fatass whale.
ME: Like reciting a tall tale, [girl] retells every detail of the words I exhale, but to no avail like a dog chasing its tail. Epic fail.
GIRL: This Alex dude is a hoot, he just makes me wanna say toot toot.
ME: I'm more than a hoot, I'm acutely astute. I walk down the street - depending on my route - and receive 21 gun salutes. Plus, I'm pretty damn cute. *wink*
BOY: Fag bag...zzz