The average life span of a lion is less than that of a domestic house cat. What is the point in ruling the jungle for a mere eight to fourteen years? What do lions hope to accomplish in such a short amount of time? Royalty is overrated. Personally, I would resign as king and spend more time learning to tap dance or master paddle pong.
Anyways, I'm thinking about lions, because I find them appropriate on a day like today. Female lions are the hunters, so in this case I have only dated lionesses. I'm not complaining in the least. Everyone likes being preyed upon from time to time. I just want to want something (anything) bad enough to pursue the chase again. Don't get me wrong, I eat plenty of fast food, but there are times that I do miss dining out.