Saturday, February 14, 2009

As Tall As Lionesses

The average life span of a lion is less than that of a domestic house cat. What is the point in ruling the jungle for a mere eight to fourteen years? What do lions hope to accomplish in such a short amount of time? Royalty is overrated. Personally, I would resign as king and spend more time learning to tap dance or master paddle pong.
Anyways, I'm thinking about lions, because I find them appropriate on a day like today.
Female lions are the hunters, so in this case I have only dated lionesses. I'm not complaining in the least. Everyone likes being preyed upon from time to time. I just want to want something (anything) bad enough to pursue the chase again. Don't get me wrong, I eat plenty of fast food, but there are times that I do miss dining out.

- Alex

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hailing hails said...
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Alex McCurdy said...

royalty for a LION is overrated. most lions don't even live in the jungle, so what good is it to rule one?

they could have plenty of time if they simply give up their crowns and watch plenty of great 40's & 50's films.

ahh, you scared me.

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