Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Asian Taxman

"Oh, herro. I am rooking for a Mrs. _______."

"Um, yes. That is me."

"Oh, herro, young rady. We have noticed that you negrected to pay your taxes on time. I am here to correct them."

"Correct my taxes? Oh, thank god! I am so terrible with numbers!"

"I can terr. That's why I am here to correct your taxes!"

"Perfect! I always knew you people were good with math and stuff."

"Risten, rady. I'm just here to correct your taxes."


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