What if snakes could fly? Would you kill yourself immediately? I would. Could you imagine just walking from your car to your house, and a snake just flies by you? No thanks. "Goddammit, another snake pooped on me today!" Yuck. "Well, you know you need to go to sleep once the snakes start hissing." Also, if snakes could fly, they'd probably eat all the birds and make them extinct, or WORSE! What if snakes and birds started mating, creating the most horrifying creature of all: SNIRDS! No! God help us! THE SNIRDS ARE HERE!